Chonk
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CHONK

I have enough mass to quietly bend the whole room toward me. I am not moving. You are.

the couch never recovered gravitational approach with snacks Chonk the cat

I have my
own gravity.

Small things drift toward me. Crumbs, warm laundry, your attention, the last empty chair. Nobody decided this. It is simply how the physics settled once I sat down.

Measured, reluctantly

Mass
Yes.
Escape velocity
None observed.
Center of the room
Wherever he is.
CHONK
round, unbothered, extremely present
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